9 Mar 2013


Bless me Father I have sinned it's been ages since my last confession, er I mean blog!

So what's been happening since the last load of old dribble I have spouted? Well its seems to be art fair season and all the art in the world is being shifted from country to country like a migrating flock of arty swallows all dressed in black, the lesser spotted Cressida and Jonty, ooh get me having a go at the arty types!!
Me and Mrs Storm were very fortunate to get VIP passes into the Art13 show at Olympia courtesy of Nigel Cox (he of the fabulous paintings fame) and we were incredibly pleased to go to what was without doubt the best art fair I have been to full stop, full of fabulous stuff from all over the place, a great show and one that will have the frieze, London Art Fair and the Affordable Art Fairs quaking in their boots. It was truly inspirational! Imagine that someone else inspiring me, amazing! LMAO
Art13, even the vermin were artier than normal!

I was approached by a gallery in London to show at the Affordable Art Fair in Battersea but then they showed my work to the independent panel who say what gets in and it was turned down as it would not fit in. I went to the Affordable this week, no shortage of boobs, and lady bits, willies, guns and the like but I think as some of mine touched on religion they were excluded, does no one have any balls any more?

I have been asked by another gallery if I would like to exhibit with them at the Affordable in Hampstead? I said yes but lets see if it gets passed the Middle England curtain twitchers on the panel!

And on a commercial note, (here comes the hard sell) I have just released the print version of my Yakuza oil painting, a big old chunk of A2 lovliness for a mere £80, I know I'm cutting my own throat, but if I didn't you would have just hired a hitman!


And if you have managed to get to the end of this blog without nodding off, BRAVO!!!